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Showing posts with label wine glass. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wine glass. Show all posts

Thursday, July 18, 2013

.334 day 311

it is much too hot for life these days. hiding out indoors with my littles, my fruit smoothie, a good book and my work. i haven't had wine in months due to new medicine, so i've taken to drinking everything out of a big wine glass and pretending to have a buzz. smoothies, juice, water, all swirled and sipped like it's stained with footprints. it only looks weird when my littles grabs it and takes a huge swig of whatever is in there. if i was a celebrity and this was caught on camera, the headline would read':

"SCANDAL: SBA GIVES ALCOHOL TO TODDLER"